The Baileys: 2023
My equivalent of the Oscars… but better.
Best Picture
Oppenheimer
Best Actress
Emma Stone - Poor Things
Best Actor
Paul Giamatti - The Holdovers
Best Animated Feature
Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse
Best Director
Christopher Nolan - Oppenheimer
Best Overall Screenplay
The Holdovers
Best Original Screenplay
The Holdovers
Best Supporting Actress
Da’Vine Joy Randolph - The Holdovers
Best Supporting Actor
Robert Downey Jr. - Oppenheimer
Best Horror Film
Talk To Me
Best Action Film
John Wick: Chapter 4
Best Acting Debut
Dominic Sessa - The Holdovers
Best International Film
Godzilla Minus One
Best Musical
Wonka
Best “Romance” ;)
Saltburn
Best Editing
Oppenheimer
Best Holiday Movie
The Holdovers
Best Costuming
Barbie
Best Comic Book Movie
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Best Adapted Screenplay (Book/Comic)
Killers of the Flower Moon
SCARIEST MOVIE!
Talk To Me
Best Editing
Oppenheimer
Best Original Song
“What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish - Barbie
Cutest Fella
Baby Rocket - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Best Final Line
Killers of the Flower Moon
Best Production Design
Poor Things
Best Comedy Film
Bottoms
Best Cameo
Margot Robbie - Asteroid City
Best Original Score
Daniel Pemberton - Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse
Best Cinematography
John Wick: Chapter 4
Best Stunts
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One
MADE ME CRY THE MOST?!
Knock At The Cabin
Best Credit Scene
They Cloned Tyrone
Best Aesthetic
Poor Things
Most Delightful
Wonka
Best Makeup/Procethetics
Evil Dead Rise
Most Creative Direction
Micheal B. Jordan - Creed III
Best KILL
John Wick: Chapter 4
Most Provocative O_O
Saltburn
Best Special
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
Best CGI/VFX
The Creator
Biggest Scene Stealer
Iman Vellani - The Marvels
What the—?
Beau Is Afraid
WHAT THE—?!
Dicks: The Musical
Morb. (Worst film.)
Dashing Through the Snow