The Baileys: 2022

Nobody reads these anyway, so the thought of spewing my opinion into the great unknown satisfies me. That being said, I will now give my equivalent of the Oscars for films released in 2022! Keep in mind, some of these categories are completely made up by yours truly.

  • The Fabelmans

    • Best Picture

  • Everything Everywhere All At Once

    • Best Original Screenplay

    • Most Emotional Piece of Music - “Specks of Time”

    • Best Supporting Actor - Ke Huy Kuan

    • Best Director(s) - Daniel Kwan, Daniel Sheinert

  • The Batman

    • Best Score - Michael Giacchino

    • Best Adapted Screenplay (Comic / Book)

    • Best Costuming

    • Best Cinematography

    • Best Original Piece of Music - “The Batman”

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    • Best Visual Effects

    • Best Sequel

    • Biggest Cinematic Achievement: Surpassed 13 Years of Hype-Buildup

  • Babylon

    • Best Ensemble Cast

    • Biggest Scene Stealer - Tobey Maguire

    • MADE ME CRY THE MOST!

  • Terrifier 2

    • Best Practical Effects

    • Best Horror Film

    • BEST KILL

  • The Whale

    • Best Actor - Brendan Frasier

    • Best Adapted Screenplay (Stage Play)

    • Best Makeup/Prosthetics

  • RRR

    • Best International Feature Film

    • Best “GLORY TO INDIA” Moment

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    • Biggest Adrenaline Rush

    • Action Guy - Tom “Movies” Cruise

    • Best “GLORY TO THE UNITED STATES MILITARY” Moment

  • Elvis

    • Elvis Impression (Good)

    • Best Editing

    • Elvis Impression (Funny)

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    • Best Comedy Film

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    • Best Supporting Actress - Angela Basset

  • Pearl

    • Best Actress - Mia Goth

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    • Best Romance

  • Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio

    • Best Animated Feature

  • The Menu

    • Best Suspense/Thriller

  • Werewolf By Night

    • Best One-Hour Special

  • Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

    • Cutest Bastard

  • Jackass Forever

    • WE OUT HERE!

  • Morbius

    • Morb (worst film)

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