The Baileys: 2022

Nobody reads these anyway, so the thought of spewing my opinion into the great unknown satisfies me. That being said, I will now give my equivalent of the Oscars for films released in 2022! Keep in mind, some of these categories are completely made up by yours truly.

• The Fabelmans

  • Best Picture

• Everything Everywhere All At Once

  • Best Original Screenplay

  • Most Emotional Piece of Music - “Specks of Time”

  • Best Supporting Actor - Ke Huy Kuan

  • Best Director(s) - Daniel Kwan, Daniel Sheinert

• The Batman

  • Best Score - Michael Giacchino

  • Best Adapted Screenplay (Comic / Book)

  • Best Costuming

  • Best Cinematography

  • Best Original Piece of Music - “The Batman”

• Avatar: The Way of Water

  • Best Visual Effects

  • Best Sequel

  • Biggest Cinematic Achievement: Surpassed 13 Years of Hype-Buildup

• Babylon

  • Best Ensemble Cast

  • Biggest Scene Stealer - Tobey Maguire

  • MADE ME CRY THE MOST!

• Terrifier 2

  • Best Practical Effects

  • Best Horror Film

  • BEST KILL

• The Whale

  • Best Actor - Brendan Frasier

  • Best Adapted Screenplay (Stage Play)

  • Best Makeup/Prosthetics

• RRR

  • Best International Feature Film

  • Best “GLORY TO INDIA” Moment

• Top Gun: Maverick

  • Biggest Adrenaline Rush

  • Action Guy - Tom “Movies” Cruise

  • Best “GLORY TO THE UNITED STATES MILITARY” Moment

• Elvis

  • Elvis Impression (Good)

  • Best Editing

  • Elvis Impression (Funny)

• The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

  • Best Comedy Film

• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

  • Best Supporting Actress - Angela Basset

• Pearl

  • Best Actress - Mia Goth

• Cha Cha Real Smooth

  • Best Romance

• Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio

  • Best Animated Feature

• The Menu

  • Best Suspense/Thriller

• Werewolf By Night

  • Best One-Hour Special

• Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

  • Cutest Bastard

• Jackass Forever

  • WE OUT HERE!

• Morbius

  • Morb (worst film)