Ranking My Handheld Gaming Consoles In The Most Subjective and Biased Way Possible

10. Game Boy Advance - The Game Boy Advance is great. It’s just… It doesn’t have a backlight, meaning if you wanna Mario it up, you gotta do so in optimal lighting. So… Yeah. Plus it doesn’t have nearly as many games as the original Game Boy, but it can play the games! Just not as nostalgic. :(

9. Game Boy - The OG gaming console. The classic. I literally only have it for the sake of having it… Probably just to sell it again in 30 years for my kid’s college fund. Nostalgic though!

8. Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros. - Is this a console? I say so! My list! My blog! My website! My cute little gaming console that is built to specifically play Super Mario Bros!

7. Game & Watch: The Legend of Zelda - This is a console. I say so. Plus it has way more content than the previous Game & Watch.

6. Game Boy Advance Micro - This was my pride and joy as a young lad. I remember playing Super Mario Advance back in pre-school with my boy. Remember, Josh? I do. You beat that rat guy before I did and I got jealous. Weird that I can remember that.

5. DSi - Basically a revision of the first DS but with a camera and internet capabilities, but I consider it a new console in general. I don’t have many fond memories with this one as I do the DS Lite, weirdly.

4. DS Lite - My first DS. I remember beating New Super Mario Bros. in just two weeks- and then turning off the DS during the credits and losing a bunch of progress. Curse you, Nintendo Employees. (Just kidding, please keep doing what you’re doing and I will continue to pay your mortgages.)

3. 3DS - The DS. But 3D! Some great games, though.

2. 3DSXL - The 3DS. But XL! Same games as the 3DS, though. More comfortable in my childlike meaty hands for sure.

1. Switch - Literally the power of a home console in your hands. The OLED model is even better. Oh boy yeah.

(Idk I was bored and I wanted to make a list of something. Sorry for bothering you folks at one in the morning lol.)